Friday, April 04, 2008

A tribute to John Beatty


John takes time out of his busy schedule every now and then to posts comments on our blog so we would like to take a moment and tell you about this fascinating individual. John married Jessica's sister, Rachel, many, many moons ago. Make no mistake about it, John is a fantastic individual. We appreciate his humor, his vast knowledge about pop culture, how much he cares for the environment, his wit, and his garage. He is a man of many hobbies and passions and he also has a soft place in his heart for small and large animals alike. John is one of a kind and ultimately there is not enough room on this blog to tell you all the great things about him. Suffice it to say, he possesses traits such as trustworthiness, loyalty, helpfulness, friendliness, courtesy, kindness, obedience, cheerfulness, thriftiness, bravery, cleanliness, and reverence and these are just a few of the reasons why we love and admire the man we call John.

4 comments:

The Bluths said...

umm?

The Bluths said...

Didn't like your first draft?

N. Tipps said...

Wow! What a tribute!

Anonymous said...

He just might be the most perfect specimen of sheer manhood to ever exist. If only he knew how to play "Cold as Ice" by Foreigner on the piano; he'd be God. Then he would be the master of all time, space and dimension.